dead-wolfwood:

"Go easy when you’re playing video games with the kids-"

NO MERCY.

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

sucymemebabaran:

ah yes the four seasons. wet, hot, halloween, and christmas

(via annaleaahsworld)

thefartsinourstars:

i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

designerrefia:

vspanther:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

True

(via fallingapart210)

niggasandcomputers:

This blog is 97% mobile and I want every one to know that

(via fallingapart210)

jaclcfrost:

being called by just your last name

image

(via tyleroakley)

multipack:

if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted

(Source: ihaveremade, via tyleroakley)

literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

(via my-light-in-the-dark)

Timestamp: 1413422801

literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

(via my-light-in-the-dark)