"Go easy when you’re playing video games with the kids-"
i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves
Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them
"suck my dick" ok
“bite me” hell yeah
"kiss my ass" sure
"Fuck you" well if you insist.
if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted