textpoops:

Shout out to old people for graduating high school without google

(via wanabehannahmontanasaywhat)

starllex:

when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like 

image

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I am not anti-social, I am selectively social. 

(via fu-ckthelaw)

vanillish:

ok but consider this

  • who cares

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ridge:

nicolezai:

She got them

did it on em

(Source: jackthemother, via wanabehannahmontanasaywhat)

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ridge:

nicolezai:

She got them

did it on em

(Source: jackthemother, via wanabehannahmontanasaywhat)

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

lock-lamora:

duhpercy:

ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM

Use the men’s room they won’t expect it

'Who the fuck is eating chips in here?'

(Source: kazoofunk, via wanabehannahmontanasaywhat)

unbrokenable:

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

(via fu-ckthelaw)

premiium:

there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”

(via fu-ckthelaw)

joshpeckofficial:

mysticaljew:

someone studying atoms is really just a bunch of atoms trying to understand themselves

what have you done

(Source: mysticaljew, via daizys)

goneforeverbye:

clouduh:

pixiehdust:

my fave quote

don’t change source thanks!

best quote ever

favourite quote ever.

(Source: toxicist, via mondayiknow)

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goneforeverbye:

clouduh:

pixiehdust:

my fave quote

don’t change source thanks!

best quote ever

favourite quote ever.

(Source: toxicist, via mondayiknow)

heteroiero:

people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 

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